sell out.

This blog is now worth RM0.50!!!!

Thank you Corporate Advertising!!

bodobodo.

If ANYONE realised, I haven't been online for the past 3 days. This was all thanks to my faulty PC. Sunday morning, I woke up and went online. Went for church, came back and discovered that the Internet wasn't working. After much searching and probing my PC, yes, i probed my PC, i discovered that the PC had somehow, BY ITSELF, deleted my network.

There I was, needing to watch some porn because i was UTTERLY horny wanting to check what was the word's latest news on BBC.com, and the Internet magically managed to wipe itself off my PC's hard drive.

I suck at computers. All i know is how to get to www.iloveporn.com surf the net and chat.

SO, I tried everything. I kept restarting the modem and router, thinking that would somehow make my network reappear.

I tried hitting the CPU a few times to get the network to reappear.

I even PRAYED. Then opened my eyes to see the network STILL missing.

Then it hit me, "stupid, just fucking make a new network!". EUREKA!

And for the past three days, all I've been doing was making new networks because everytime i did, and thought everything was alright, the Internet STILL didn't work.

Finally I had some free time today, and called STREAMYX to solve my problems. Believe me, i was utterly embarrassed as I told the tech. support guy my problem. I think he was holding back his laughter as he pointed me in the right direction.

But wait... as he was telling me what to do, I realised that what he said was exactly what I had been doing for the past three days!!

So i told him, that ive been doing all this and STILL nothing has happend.

And then it came... the point where i was completely red-faced. (thank god he couldn't see my face over the telephone).

Tech support guy: You sure you did all this? 
                           Did you actually use the correct username 
                           and password?
Chris                   : Yea I did, username is xxxxxx right?
Tech support guy: Yea, xxxxxx@streamyx
Chris                   : OH. right. @STREAMYX..... T.T

Then he gave me a list of things to do to trouble shoot the problem, and if it still didn't work, to call him back.

But i knew that wouldn't happen. Because all this while, for the past three days, IVE BEEN FUCKING dumb and FORGOT TO ADD THE "@streamyx"!!!

Ugh.

Sometimes I think I'm retarded.

UGH.

braless

Exams are over.

I feel like a girl who just took off her bra.

LIBERATION!

all surveyed out.

world's most weirdest.

The other day, I was going through the daily comics in The Star and I came across this:


All I could think to myself was "HMMMMMMMMM, THIS looks familiar!!"

I swear, this is Mandy with an authentic pose.
If you look closely, you'd realise that its even the same leg that is bent!
Baby, could you GET any weirder? (:

i wonder.

I wonder if I could cut of a piece of Mandy's skin and then harvest it.

Then let it grow really big and long.

And then, use it as a bed sheet!

Then I'd sleep on it EVERYDAY!

(:

I love her skin.

i had a dream.

I had a dream last night i married a muslim girl. OH MY ALLAH LORD!

I blame Nel for this. Look what chatting with you made me do!

ladies, mine just got shorter.

For those of you who DON'T bookmark my blog's url, and type it all out every time you wish to visit this shitass blog... I've just made it easier for you because i adore and cherish my readers and always want to make their lives easier.
From now on, it is now  www.chrisgeorge.co.nr 

I just felt like getting a domain for myself. Besides, its free. 
Although i really wish the .nr wasn't there! 
I had to strike that through because under the TERMS & CONDITIONS, I'm not allowed to critize the ".nr". WTF (:

algeBRA. i can never take it off.

Ethnic Relations : Twas a relatively easy one. But a dumb ass paper in general. 5 more to go. Ugh.

Basic Entrepreneurship Culture : This was total MALAY SUPREMACY. All the lectures i attended for this class were in ENGLISH. The notes which i revised for were in ENGLISH. The examination, however, was in MALAY.  When i sat down at my table, I realized my questions were in MALAY. And so I asked the exam coordinator for the ENGLISH set, because the INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS had theirs in ENGLISH. She came back to me after 5 mins saying that the lecturer did not allow ME to take it in ENGLISH because it would affect my answering. I was bewildered. I saw the lecturer and told him "YOUR LECTURES WERE IN ENGLISH, YOUR NOTES WERE IN ENGLISH, WHY CANT I TAKE THE EXAM IN ENGLISH?" His reply: "YOU ARE MALAYSIAN, SO IT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM TO ANSWER IN MALAY". This was already 10 mins into the exam, so i just left him and DID IT IN MALAY. If the national exams (SPM, PMR, UPSR) can be done in BILINGUAL, I see no bloody reason why THE UNIVERSITY OF MALAYA can't have their exams in BILINGUAL. ITS NO F**KING WONDER WE'RE SO LOW ON THE WORLD UNIVERSITY's RANKING LIST.

Algebra : I've never been THIS happy about an exam. However, i'd like to note that THIS PAPER WAS IN FUCKING BILINGUAL. Wtf. Either the university reads this blog, or my Algebra lecturer has more brains than that other poor excuse for a lecturer. Three down, Three more to go!

Strength of Materials

Fluid Mechanics

Surveying

i am your boyfriend baby.

To SYAMIR, may you never stop chasing your dream of banging a MILF:
To RICHARD, now you are free from moments like this:
Good luck to the both of you. (:

its no wonder we're still not in the top 200's.

Ethnic Relations : Twas a relatively easy one. But a dumb ass paper in general. 5 more to go. Ugh.

Basic Entrepreneurship Culture : This was total MALAY SUPREMACY. All the lectures i attended for this class were in ENGLISH. The notes which i revised for were in ENGLISH. The examination, however, was in MALAY.  When i sat down at my table, I realized my questions were in MALAY. And so I asked the exam coordinator for the ENGLISH set, because the INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS had theirs in ENGLISH. She came back to me after 5 mins saying that the lecturer did not allow ME to take it in ENGLISH because it would affect my answering. I was bewildered. I saw the lecturer and told him "YOUR LECTURES WERE IN ENGLISH, YOUR NOTES WERE IN ENGLISH, WHY CANT I TAKE THE EXAM IN ENGLISH?" His reply: "YOU ARE MALAYSIAN, SO IT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM TO ANSWER IN MALAY". This was already 10 mins into the exam, so i just left him and DID IT IN MALAY. If the national exams (SPM, PMR, UPSR) can be done in BILINGUAL, I see no bloody reason why THE UNIVERSITY OF MALAYA can't have their exams in BILINGUAL. ITS NO F**KING WONDER WE'RE SO LOW ON THE WORLD UNIVERSITY's RANKING LIST.

Algebra

Strength of Materials

Fluid Mechanics

Surveying

no one knows.

I know you probably don't read this blog. But be strong!
Good Luck!

gone for lunch.

I'm starting my Finals today. Can't believe its already been A YEAR in UM. OMG.

Ethnic Relations : Twas a relatively easy one. But a dumb ass paper in general. 5 more to go. Ugh.

Basic Entrepreneurship Culture

Algebra

Strength of Materials

Fluid Mechanics

Surveying

transparent.

Justice must not only be done but justice must be seen to be done.

In a different light.


This letter was published in the NST not too long ago. It is interesting. So read at your own pleasure. 

HEALTH WARNING: Those suffering from easily-bored-disorder(EBD) or those who sleep off easily after reading a blog-post by Yap Wooi Hong are discouraged from reading this.

Science versus Earth Hour
As the lights went out for Earth Hour at 8.30pm on Saturday 28 March to protest against man-made global warming, our scientist family did exactly the opposite. We switched on every single light in our energy efficient bungalow in Bandar Baru Bangi. By holding this mini festival of light we were saying that mankind’s increasing use of electricity has nothing to do with global warming.

My wife, a retired scientist, had been complaining all week about the unrelenting Earth Hour campaign on TV, radio and the newspapers to get one billion worldwide to ‘vote’ in this way against global warming. She pointed out that it is mainly youth that are getting sucked into this campaign. “This is immoral and an insult to everything we have achieved. I studied under oil lamps until I was 16. Electricity got us out of poverty and built Malaysia. It transformed society. If anyone messes up our electricity supply its back to oil lamps and paddy farming. That’s what our youth don’t realise. People are so ungrateful. Allah gave us the unique ability to make important discoveries like electricity to develop mankind. But now the WWF is trying to convince youth to feel guilty about consuming electricity. The earth needs more and more electricity. That is how we measure our improving standard of living.”

My objection to the Earth Hour campaign is also fundamental. Man-made global warming is simply not true; it is a man-made fraud. Thirty one thousand scientists so far, including me, have felt it necessary to protest against this fraud by publishing our names and qualifications in a properly conducted internet poll.

There is nothing new or to fear about global warming. It is not caused by man’s industrialisation, by over-development or ‘over-population’ as long claimed by Prince Philip, the founder of WWF and the iconic leader of the green environmental movement. Global warming is a perfectly natural phenomenon. Ten thousand year Global Warming periods followed by 100,000 year Ice Ages have occurred with some regularity for the last 2 million years and probably throughout much of the 4.5 billion years of life on earth. What causes climate change is the earth’s varying tilt and elliptical orbit around the sun and our solar system’s long journey through the Milky Way together with cosmic radiation from exploding stars. Most of this basic science has been known for 100 years. Carbon dioxide is not an environmental poison but has been named by 10 generations of scientists as ‘the gas of life’ which by photosynthesis in green plants gets converted to organic matter, as taught to our standard 6 students. The small additional carbon dioxide produced by industrial man is a bonus, not a threat to life on earth. Our Malaysian rainforest climate is the earth’s best example of the tremendous benefits of global warming and higher levels of CO2. Malaysia’s constantly warm climate, high rainfall, plenty of sunlight and high natural carbon dioxide levels, caused by plentiful rotting vegetation, all combine to produce the highest rate of biomass production in the world. The Kenaf tree in Malaysia can grow to 5 meters in 4 months. A new Malaysian grass plantation is producing sustainable one meter cut grass for climate housed cows every 30 days. This Malaysian invention, Deep Tropical agriculture, can transform food production in Malaysia and, with cheap desalinated water and electricity produced by the new ‘inherently safe’ 4thgeneration nuclear power stations, can spread throughout the dry tropical regions of the world, even deserts. Scientist now know in principle how to feed the population during the next ice age which leading climatologists say  will begin with a mini-ice age by 2050, within the lifespan of half of the world’s population. We must therefore urgently get back to the big science of my youth, like Atoms for Peace, the Green Revolution and the Man on the Moon mission. The very best investment from Malaysia’s economic stimulus packages is a great increase in science and engineering scholarships at all levels for the best generation of youth in our history.
Mohd Peter Davis
Bandar Baru Bangi

Disclaimer.

Mandy and I are STILL very much together. Very much in love.

biggest mistake of my life thus far.

I should have never let it go.

Thanks a lot, bitch.

it looks like i just got a problem.


Hmmm, this gives me an idea.

troubled thoughts and self-esteem to match.

Maybe that will help me sleep.

tumbling over pride.

I think Chris is too nice.

Find people. Follow them.

Alright, I caved and got Twitter. Happy now, Internet?

will you say goodbye?

betray |biˈtrā|verb [ trans. ]be disloyal to his friends were shocked when he betrayed them.

of lower backs, thighs and stupid lies.

As Simeon said to Mary, "And a sword will pierce your own heart." 
Luke 2:35

but words will always kill me.

It is like they always say, "there is always someone better than you out there."

NIgger, please!

Amanda and I tried to make a baby just now.

We got into it, trying again and again until it was finally done...

And after a long 9 minutes of waiting, mood swings, cravings and hair-ripping tantrums, our baby finally came.

And... this is what we got for our efforts...

Chris George Jr.?? I THINK NOT!

MY GOD. Did you cheat on me, baby??

That is SO not OUR child!!

Sigh.

Guess we gotta try harder and longer next time.

Thanks alot, Faten!

:S


Link to make babies : www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/

she's gonna be a model

You are the one to make it happen!

The power is in YOUR hands!

You know you want to!

You know you have to!

You know you NEED to!!

So quickly, get to this website. Click here to vote for AMANDA KHOO.

You're vote will get her a step closer to be crowned L’Oreal Hydrafresh Face Search 2009!!!


Its a "one vote per person" contest, so get your friends, your family, your friend's friends, your neighbour, your neighbour's neighbour (which is also your other neighbour). family doctor, family laywer, gardener, florist, plumber, secretary, dog, cat, and even your girl/boyfriend to vote for her.

After all, its not everyday you'd be able to say "hey, i know the L’Oreal Hydrafresh Face Search 2009 winner!! 


So make it happen. Crown Amanda Khoo and see yourself getting more popular too!!


(:


Click here . Or here . Or here . Or even here . And if you missed that, click HERE to vote for AMANADA KHOO!

And we all go KABOOM!

In a few hours, Dato' Seri Najib will be our NEW PRIME MINISTER!!

Guess now we all better think twice before doing anything... unless we wanna be blown to bits... KABOOM!!

Next time you see Razak Baginda near your house... BETTER RUN FOR COVER!!

Malaysia Boleh!!


Dont you just feel proud to know he's in charge now? I know I do!!

ME MAD

UGH

I wake up every almost every day at 6am so that I can hopefully get a place on our amazing and reliable incompetant Putra LRT train that'll take me to the most exciting dullest place on earth, the University of Malaya.



But things are starting to get out of hand.

Now, even BEFORE 7am, the trains are already packed and I have to wait HALF-A-FREAKKING-HOUR to get somewhat NEAR the front of the line, only to have to wait ANOTHER fifteen minutes to be able to be next in line to cram myself into the already bursting carriage.

 
 Look at the digital clock at the top: ONLY A MINUTE PAST 7am!!
It was insane, I tell you. There I was, half asleep and yawning every 5 minutes, standing in a line that was only inching forward every time a carriage came. After all, every carriage is so packed, only one asshole lucky person gets to board before the door closes. And let me tell you, even that is no easy feat!

Other people are already falling out of the carriage when the doors open so for the next one to board, you gotta be a master contortionist if your gonna have a chance at getting to your destination on time! 
Somethings gotta be done. The service needs to be improved dramatically! I feel like seeking out the management and addressing this problem to them, but I'm so sure my reply would be:
Chris : You need to do something about the problem!
 Putra management dick: Ini Malaysia, bang! Dan kami Melayu malas, so, kami akan pretend yang kami akan membuat sesuatu dan akan melayani aduan kamu. Tapi sebaiknya you blah dari sini... kami akan kembali ke lunch break kami, yang kami ambil setiap satu jam. 
~~~
or if he could speak english...
Putra management dick in the typical datuk/minister accent : Actuali... we oledi trying to fixs dis problem... haaa... tapi, you see, dis problem is not easy.... aaaa, ha ha ha... yes yes... we will try to fixs dis problem... but, haa, you just have to wait and see la...
 ~~~
I know this is just an assumption, but wouldn't it be a close-to-accurate one? So, all I can say is...
Malaysia Boleh! Which is another terribly overused phrase because it means nothing as Malaysia TIDAK boleh, but that is for another time. Peace. (:
Disclaimer: No Putra Management Officers and/or Melayus were harmed in the making of this post.

Easy peasy

Richard and I saw this posted on the wall at a nearby mamak:-

Kerja senang sahaja? 
...
I mean seriously, what prostitute kerani gets paid RM3,000? Not to mention its kerja senang sahaja! And you only need to trick the strees work at your desk for 6 hours. Honestly, do you need PMR/SPM to know how to go spread eagle for paying customers operate MS Word?
...
Well, for all you ladies who wanna kerja senang sahaja, do feel free to call Mr. Raj!