tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86185656369841559862024-02-20T01:20:00.791+08:00The Cunning LinguistChris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.comBlogger163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-21679342166306209882009-09-22T00:26:00.000+08:002009-09-22T00:27:05.159+08:00REstartI will get this blog up and running again. I swear.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-18217088832948637252009-06-19T09:52:00.003+08:002009-06-19T09:54:07.771+08:00bolt.This goes out to YuanLih, who's preparing for a big marathon thats coming up.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/slow.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="147" src="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/slow.png" width="420" /></a></div><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Disclaimer: The pic will not fit in the damn frame! </span>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-58404878912121108852009-06-14T01:33:00.000+08:002009-06-14T01:33:09.676+08:00i'd love for you to take me.Mandy and I met Yuna at took a picture with her!...<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvI009cvFJuI9VCajug4RALBRl5QLEOhuo7_P_5XXa4jKx_rp9NQ4XOEQJvKfIf-mC7bf2wz4ZG4GY-VqFYRkXGsqXdHd6utKyPgPDVEQY_R4uf_oCkIbbEifMmtR-WHyR7VRZ53YTNTw/s1600-h/Image077.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvI009cvFJuI9VCajug4RALBRl5QLEOhuo7_P_5XXa4jKx_rp9NQ4XOEQJvKfIf-mC7bf2wz4ZG4GY-VqFYRkXGsqXdHd6utKyPgPDVEQY_R4uf_oCkIbbEifMmtR-WHyR7VRZ53YTNTw/s400/Image077.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Thats TWO Malaysian Female Artists I've taken pics with! :D</div>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-37720599527269656582009-06-09T10:13:00.000+08:002009-06-09T10:13:51.532+08:00man-boobs.I saw this at Padini Concept, Pavilion... at the Men's Department. I stress... MEN'S DEPARTMENT.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsOuFMvjPXIESa9flH7ayWk6Klv8aFbG_ZSB2jnFq497OLDS8v7soEJHMMy-cZaW4Ilre-MBUsFXTtdaZ4TVjWq4LpZfIUYgWiLnxCU3c_dO2aaj2CBlWCnYAUwV7m_FGK_FgAG7VzwPs/s1600-h/Image071.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsOuFMvjPXIESa9flH7ayWk6Klv8aFbG_ZSB2jnFq497OLDS8v7soEJHMMy-cZaW4Ilre-MBUsFXTtdaZ4TVjWq4LpZfIUYgWiLnxCU3c_dO2aaj2CBlWCnYAUwV7m_FGK_FgAG7VzwPs/s400/Image071.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Notice the mannequin on the right.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">And I thought MY <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">moobs </span>were bad.</div>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-17908426410653812782009-06-03T06:51:00.002+08:002009-06-03T06:51:37.210+08:00ipoh mali.Today,<br />
<br />
I'm off to Ipoh for three whole day's. Will be at the La Salle Centre, Ipoh.<br />
<br />
Its some silly church camp thing.<br />
<br />
Don't ask.<br />
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FML.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/03799326256594439209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-41893044093890714902009-05-29T23:42:00.003+08:002009-05-31T13:22:59.112+08:00swastika.I may be a grammar nazi... but Mandy's a nazi.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-30756584361501954642009-05-27T15:47:00.000+08:002009-05-27T15:47:37.429+08:00we're beautiful, dirty, rich.As we all know, I now work at NOIR, Pavillion. Its been that way for the past two weeks +.<br />
<br />
Trying to get a job at Pav was hard. At every shop that advertised for a Part-Timer, they only either wanted a Chinese, or a Female, or a Chinese-Female. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Motherfuckers.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br />
</span><br />
SO, as I was playing pool the other night with AaronLovesKaren, WooiHongIsUgly, and DannyBoy, Aaron mentioned this:<br />
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Aaron: So, what does NOIR mean anyway?<br />
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Chris: Its French for Black.<br />
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Aaron: OOOO, so THATS how you got the job la.<br />
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SO, I guess I will only be able to get jobs based on my skin colour.<br />
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Fuck My Life.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/03799326256594439209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-41845423018614011492009-05-20T21:20:00.001+08:002009-05-20T21:20:47.671+08:00wet.I got an A- on Fluid Mechanics!<br />
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:-DChris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/03799326256594439209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-32213370650062480962009-05-17T07:50:00.001+08:002009-05-17T07:50:39.162+08:00never.Never bite the hand that fingers you.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/03799326256594439209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-39217781080413893732009-05-12T20:02:00.002+08:002009-05-12T20:08:29.621+08:00East*In the toilet*<br />
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Ms M: Baby, I can't have you on the other side of the door while I shit! It makes me nervous!<br />
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Mr. C: I MAKE YOU NERVOUS TO GO?<br />
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Ms. M: YES! Then I can't go easily! And, DON'T blog about this!<br />
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Mr. C: But i havent blogged in a few days! I need inspiration, and you're my muse!<br />
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Ms M: I'm not gonna be your shitting muse!<br />
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Mr. C: You already are! (:Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-15080795552582441912009-05-08T18:49:00.000+08:002009-05-08T18:49:00.435+08:00heritage row.As an Indian (albeit only half), I'm still pretty proud of anything Indian. Be it the people who made their way to the top or even how, despite known for being as the race of somebody's driver or most robbers, the Indian community still are a harmonious bunch.<br />
<br />
I'm just saddened at the fact that, as an Indian, I will never be able to fully and proudly call myself and Indian. Because I've realised that, most probably definitely, in my whole life, I'll never be able to...<br />
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tap rubber.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-76190849553945640122009-05-07T14:48:00.003+08:002009-05-07T14:49:15.174+08:00quickie.DAYS FREE OF SMOKING:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: line-through;">1.</span> 0.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-67884427567603519702009-05-07T14:48:00.000+08:002009-05-07T14:48:15.562+08:00tak nak.I have decided to stop smoking.<br />
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Thus, I've started a sort of a daily counter to track my day's free of smoking. It's sorta of a way to keep my spirits up.<br />
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DAYS FREE OF SMOKING:<br />
1<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small; font-style: italic;">Good luck, ChrisG.</span>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-75796855886160457752009-05-06T20:30:00.002+08:002009-05-06T20:34:22.057+08:00takes her/the pill.On MSN, with my good friend, JIL:<br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f;">℃` says: </span><br />
jil<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e06666;">jil. if there's a million reasons for you to go, and if you can't find a reason to stay. says:</span><br />
yeah?<br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f;">℃` says: </span><br />
i just have to ask...<br />
got hot wings?<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">jil. if there's a million reasons for you to go, and if you can't find a reason to stay. says: </span><br />
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF<br />
YOU KILLED 10THOUSAND BRAIN CELLS OF MINE TODAY<br />
SO DONT HOT WINGS ME ALREADY!<br />
ok and dont post this on your blog pls -.-<br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f;">℃` says: </span><br />
I JUST DID<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">jil. if there's a million reasons for you to go, and if you can't find a reason to stay. says: </span><br />
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small; font-style: italic;">Don't stress out, Jil!</span>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-64778569295560932212009-05-05T22:40:00.001+08:002009-05-05T22:40:57.739+08:00at this rate, I might as well Twitter.Today, she wanted it THREE times!Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-50879117682143265612009-05-04T23:04:00.000+08:002009-05-04T23:04:55.712+08:00the brilliance of amanda faith khoo.As we know, my blog's url is www.chrisgeorge.co.nr.<br />
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CO.NR.<br />
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And now, I have a job at Noir.<br />
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co.NR = Noir.<br />
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She said its fated.<br />
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O M G.<br />
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You are so funny, I swear!Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-8229907790556087172009-05-04T15:56:00.001+08:002009-05-04T17:07:36.277+08:00black.Chris now works at <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.noir.com.my/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Noir</span></a> </span></span>, Pavillion, KL.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-37886550980515535782009-05-02T17:36:00.003+08:002009-05-02T18:31:01.266+08:00now will you accept me, mensa?<img border="0" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bHQ9MTI*MTI1NjkyMzM2OSZwdD*xMjQxMjU2OTg*ODcxJnA9MTA5MTkxJmQ9RklRJm49YmxvZ2dlciZnPTEmdD*mbz**NWEyODc*N2MyNDc*YzYxOGVmZGE3ZTgzNjA*ZWEwYw==.gif" style="height: 0px; visibility: hidden; width: 0px;" width="0" /><a href="http://www.free-iqtest.net/" title="IQ Test"><img alt="IQ Test" border="0" height="100" src="http://www.free-iqtest.net/images/badges2/l148.gif" width="200" /></a><br />
Free-IQTest.net - <a href="http://www.free-iqtest.net/" title="IQ Test">IQ Test</a>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/03799326256594439209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-77093154803243276862009-05-01T13:29:00.002+08:002009-05-01T13:29:36.641+08:00along the thin pink line.Longest one minute of my life.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-79175254343378246672009-04-30T09:06:00.002+08:002009-04-30T09:06:29.574+08:00sell out.This blog is now worth RM0.50!!!!<br />
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Thank you Corporate Advertising!!Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-81924750523192773982009-04-29T18:37:00.002+08:002009-04-29T18:42:03.376+08:00bodobodo.If ANYONE realised, I haven't been online for the past 3 days. This was all thanks to my faulty PC. Sunday morning, I woke up and went online. Went for church, came back and discovered that the Internet wasn't working. After much searching and probing my PC, yes, i <span style="font-style: italic;">probed</span> my PC, i discovered that the PC had somehow, BY ITSELF, deleted my network.<br />
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There I was, <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">needing to watch some porn because i was UTTERLY horny</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>wanting to check what was the word's latest news on BBC.com, and the Internet magically managed to wipe itself off my PC's hard drive.<br />
<br />
I suck at computers. All i know is how to get to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">www.iloveporn.com</span> surf the net and chat.<br />
<br />
SO, I tried everything. I kept restarting the modem and router, thinking that would somehow make my network reappear.<br />
<br />
I tried hitting the CPU a few times to get the network to reappear.<br />
<br />
I even PRAYED. Then opened my eyes to see the network STILL missing.<br />
<br />
Then it hit me, "<span style="font-style: italic;">stupid, just fucking make a new network!</span>". EUREKA!<br />
<br />
And for the past three days, all I've been doing was making new networks because everytime i did, and thought everything was alright, the Internet STILL didn't work.<br />
<br />
Finally I had some free time today, and called STREAMYX to solve my problems. Believe me, i was utterly embarrassed as I told the tech. support guy my problem. I think he was holding back his laughter as he pointed me in the right direction.<br />
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But wait... as he was telling me what to do, I realised that what he said was exactly what I had been doing for the past three days!!<br />
<br />
So i told him, that ive been doing all this and STILL nothing has happend.<br />
<br />
And then it came... the point where i was completely red-faced. (<span style="font-style: italic;">thank god he couldn't see my face over the telephone</span>).<br />
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Tech support guy: <span style="font-style: italic;">You sure you did all this? </span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;"> Did you actually use the correct username </span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;"> and password?</span><br />
Chris : <span style="font-style: italic;">Yea I did, username is xxxxxx right?</span><br />
Tech support guy: <span style="font-style: italic;">Yea, xxxxxx@streamyx</span><br />
Chris : <span style="font-style: italic;">OH. right. @STREAMYX..... T.T</span><br />
<br />
Then he gave me a list of things to do to trouble shoot the problem, and if it still didn't work, to call him back.<br />
<br />
But i knew that wouldn't happen. Because all this while, for the past three days, IVE BEEN FUCKING dumb and FORGOT TO ADD THE "@streamyx"!!!<br />
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Ugh.<br />
<br />
Sometimes I think I'm retarded.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQbCKAtmNTtot1CuILQCrS8r5hsnLhMn3n0aJbwDeXjtzNj48on8bZebxIvVS-V8pCwdrem4Ap3rccbR6v-HWohJYOk4ybpFvcjZBU0N3M6BAcpBFuzsHwHLmIs70iUUCnww7CzHZc3xQ/s1600-h/laundry.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQbCKAtmNTtot1CuILQCrS8r5hsnLhMn3n0aJbwDeXjtzNj48on8bZebxIvVS-V8pCwdrem4Ap3rccbR6v-HWohJYOk4ybpFvcjZBU0N3M6BAcpBFuzsHwHLmIs70iUUCnww7CzHZc3xQ/s400/laundry.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">UGH.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-63165129701206396932009-04-28T21:11:00.001+08:002009-04-28T21:11:11.485+08:00bralessExams are over.<br />
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I feel like a girl who just took off her bra.<br />
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LIBERATION!Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-63943629674652621252009-04-28T14:22:00.001+08:002009-04-28T14:22:32.222+08:00all surveyed out.Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-62298101643267762672009-04-26T23:07:00.000+08:002009-04-26T23:07:07.759+08:00world's most weirdest.The other day, I was going through the daily comics in The Star and I came across this:<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRw27EZMkW09etSQNaFjrNN7rmvivW4KxR29MP3dsjX16zMX_yBUW7CtHu0TxFf154xylEOoBFBVbP5UMi8yABNz0rZTS8IKDBIVNKyRRyD4kLYuK44KS7Joqt8McMtNXPvIx7nxscopg/s1600-h/kee090425.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRw27EZMkW09etSQNaFjrNN7rmvivW4KxR29MP3dsjX16zMX_yBUW7CtHu0TxFf154xylEOoBFBVbP5UMi8yABNz0rZTS8IKDBIVNKyRRyD4kLYuK44KS7Joqt8McMtNXPvIx7nxscopg/s400/kee090425.gif" /></a></div><br />
All I could think to myself was "HMMMMMMMMM, THIS looks familiar!!"<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcU_k2_72IZlNGF-f0FODw9wCcS4M6y8mvUzzcirHfpX8U7W1XYSZX4NwTf1U5z-_84_5xfhcS5hcsDc4SyNXIS2991CpnhYPjs5kq9d1havX6jON9hJNL9kYcjXwH9aORmmVqgUQtL30/s1600-h/Image061.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcU_k2_72IZlNGF-f0FODw9wCcS4M6y8mvUzzcirHfpX8U7W1XYSZX4NwTf1U5z-_84_5xfhcS5hcsDc4SyNXIS2991CpnhYPjs5kq9d1havX6jON9hJNL9kYcjXwH9aORmmVqgUQtL30/s400/Image061.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I swear, this is Mandy with an authentic pose.</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">If you look closely, you'd realise that its even the same leg that is bent!</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">Baby, could you GET any weirder? (:</div>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8618565636984155986.post-21143774415812163922009-04-25T14:03:00.000+08:002009-04-25T14:03:52.780+08:00i wonder.I wonder if I could cut of a piece of Mandy's skin and then harvest it.<br />
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Then let it grow really big and long.<br />
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And then, use it as a bed sheet!<br />
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Then I'd sleep on it EVERYDAY!<br />
<br />
(:<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small; font-style: italic;">I love her skin.</span>Chris`http://www.blogger.com/profile/15856543082723309157noreply@blogger.com0