Good News For People Who Love Bad News - Modest Mouse

All my life I thought Ken and Barbie were the perfect couple. They looked cute together, and every girl wanted them in a set... well, almost every girl.

Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?"

Girl: "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I. Joe."

Chris: -_-"

Guess its bad news for Ken.