I was just surfing through the New Straits Times website when i came across this. I didn't know whether to laugh or feel pity for this kid. This kid got his BALLS stuck in a metal pipe.
Apparently, this boy was was happily bathing on a Sunday morning, when his brother calls him from the adjacent room. I guess he had watched spiderman the night before because he climbed up the bathroom partition to see why his rother was making a ruckus.
POINT TO PONDER :ok, why the hell did he climb the partition? wasnt there a door there for him to open? im sure spidey would have done the same.
anyway,
he then slipped and landed on an uncovered metal pipe which runs into the concrete water tank.
POINT TO PONDER : supposedly this boy is chinese. i tot at 1st, it was some sorta madatory thing where all chinese guys had small balls, so how could they have been stuck?!. But then i realised that he must have had really big balls, since he decided to CLIMB THE PARTITION in the 1st place. He has either really big balls, or really a small brain. i guess its the former since they got STUCK ANYWAY.
back to the story:
So his dad (shocked as he can be) calls for medical emergency, but since his balls were too big, the Medical staff who responded to the emergency call were forced to call firemen for help when they too failed to remove the pipe. THEY FAILED TO REMOVE IT! SO BRING IN THE CHAIN SAW!!
well, they ended up using a hydrolic cutter to cut both ends of the pipe. i guess they missed his penis. which at least proves his "meat" was small since the report didnt state that they cut it... but huge "potatoes" non the less...
to all of u who think im cruel and want to know what happened to him, he was dischared yesterday. and yes, his balls were still there. his BIG ones...
so lets all be careful next time when we bath! and dont u GIRLS think that it may not happen to u... wait a minute... girls might actually enjoy falling on the pipe....HEY, THATS NOT FAIR!...bet that boy in the story was wishing he was a girl. i know i would if that happend to me.
sigh...
the full story here... http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Tuesday/National/20070828073151/Article/index_html