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*In the toilet*

Ms M: Baby, I can't have you on the other side of the door while I shit! It makes me nervous!

Mr. C: I MAKE YOU NERVOUS TO GO?

Ms. M: YES! Then I can't go easily! And, DON'T blog about this!

Mr. C: But i havent blogged in a few days! I need inspiration, and you're my muse!

Ms M: I'm not gonna be your shitting muse!

Mr. C: You already are! (: