ipamemaaaaaaaaa

I got part 1 of my two part birthday gift. She said that I needed it immediatly.
SO...
She got me...

YES! She got me IPANEMAs!!!! yay!!!!
You just totally upped my fuck, baby!!
heheheheh...
Pays off to have you as a girlfriend.
Love you!

3 times.

A regular person celebrates their birthday once a year.
But AmandaFaith is no regular person.
She's the luckiest person on earth.
She celebrated her 18th birthday THREE TIMES!

Well... Maybe im luckier... Because I was there for ALL THREE. (:

My birthday gift to her was me cooking for her. And this is how it went.

She left the house to drop her siblings at a party. When she left, I quickly got to work. I dropped rose petals all over the table, took out two candle sticks and brought out the menu. Yes, I made a menu for the night.

Once she got back, Isaac (Seu Chef) and I started cooking.

SueChefIsaac bringing out the Appetizers.


She came home to change... And came down in the most stunning of dresses. She came down looking like Blair Waldorf of Gossip Girl.

You can only imagine how hot she was last night.


And dinner then began. Here is the menu:

 Yup, its a personalized menu

 
Birthday girl all pwetty.
After having prawns with lettuce for starters, then came the main course and side dishes! Lovely chicken breast marinated in a mystery mix of spices and herbs, poached cauliflowers smothered in creamy white sauce and holland potatoes roasted to perfection, seasoned in olive oil, salt and pepper. Sounds like something Jamie Oliver would cook!! We're much better


Don't we look happy? ITS THE WINE.  
It was so delicious, she couldn't hold still for the camera.


We had light, fruity white wine to go with our meat. Spaltese Fruity White to be exact. All the way from Australia.
 
I love my wine.
Dinner was completed with a big bowl of classic banana split. (: Caveland bananas blanketed with Neopolitan ice-cream, topped with chocolate syrup and almond flakes. Mouth watering isn't it?
 
 
Yummmmmm...
SeuChefIsaac joined us at the end for ice-cream. He was tired, and deserved a rest. (:
  
 
In his hand is his chef hat. yes. he wore a chef hat the whole night. HOW CUTE. (:
Then came the all important part... settling the bill! (: hehehe. if you noticed, the menu indicated the price of each dish. And the birthday girl paid IN FULL WITH TAX (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: 
 *count how many smileys are there richard!* 
 
Hope this was a memorable birthday, sayang!!
Wait till you see what I have in stored for your 19th!!!
With love,
Chris George





You make me sooooo HOT...

take that PAS Youth.

Avril Lavigne is back on!!!

SUCK on that LOGANNNNN!!!!!

Click here for news article.


You're so gay

Sorry to all you haters out there.

But you cuntwhores gotta start getting a life and finding something else to do with your time.


To all my readers, if you're wondering what this is about, here's an explanation.

Some people do things without integrity and pull off some of the greatest acts of coward-ness. Jealousy runs through these people's veins when others are unmistakeably happy and they resort to 5-year-old-playground-revenge. Needless to say these cowards would never be able look me or her face to face. What protects them is the safe environment of the internet, locked away in their cold, dark room with no friends but the cicak on the wall.

Our lives are not for your entertainment, so feel free to kiss my arse and fuck off.



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21

Last Saturday was Jody W.'s 21st birtday!

I took the cake...

Seriously. I took it home.

Anyway, here are some pics.

It was Hawaiian themed, by the way...
 

 
Yes... i wear black shirts in Hawaii.
MY GOD i look terrible.
):
*come back soon.*

Lovers in Japan

Last Friday (15th of Aug) was the OFFICIAL BIRHTDAY OF AMANDA FAITH KHOO.
As it is customary, her parents took her out for a birthday dinner, and AS CUSTOMARY, the the boyfriend gets to come along.

 
Dinner was at Iketeru @ Hilton, KL Sentral. SOMEONE forgot to bring along the camera, so everything was taken with our camera phones. 
 
This place seriously looks amazing
 
Mixes Sushi platter - Ian ate like HALF. 
 
Garlic Rice. Needless to say it filled up AuntyM.
Hardly took pictures inside the restaurant because we forgot the food was too delicious. The Princess  was so cute the whole night, it was hard to NOT layan her antics. HEHE (:
Then the both of us took a walk around the pool and it was so good to be there next to her.
 
Why are my lips so red?
 
If that isn't sexy, I don't know what is.
 
Looks like it runs in the family. Emma the sister
We then adjourned to the lobby FOR DRINKS!!  And she had a cake. ANOTHER CAKE. Two cakes for one birthday? Can she get any luckier? Yes she can, the boyfriend was there.
Her Tiramisu cake 
 
Funny face expression. HAHA
Girl loves her drinks (:
 
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Again


 
NOW WHO SAYS SHE'S FUGLY?
<3
 

Freak Out!

Im going for Avril! At the cost of annoying you people who now when you call me will be annoyed with Avril Caller Ringtones!!

all i can say is...


SUCKS TO BE YOU!


WHY?


CAUSE IM GOING FOR AVRIL!


BOO YAH!

Who's skinny hand is that?
 (:

Hot in herre

Telawi Street Bistro on friday night for a friend's birthday party!


Chris, Amanda, Jill
 
Pretty outta focus

 
Whores CamWhores

 
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

 
Gary, Me

 
Talk about a HOT date.
Love showing HER off.
(:

S.A.

To my beloved Paki...

THANK GOD YOU"RE ALRIGHT...

F***, look after yourself...

Friend

This made me all sappy... i'd say i cried but that wouldnt be to macho of me now, would it?