The importance of being idle

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So, how do you get from a pretty brown-haired beauty to a gorgeous red-head princess?

Well, I can give you the detailed step-by-step cause I WAS THERE. for 4 Hours too! :)

First. Find two gay-looking chinamen who have taken up hair-dressing as a profession, and entrust them with your hair.

Second. Discuss with them what colour you want. You better take charge because they'll look like they don't know what their doing, and look back at you with the blur-rest of faces. Then, surrender your hair to them.

Third. They'll now organise themselves and start to finger out strands of hair to highlight.

Fourth. If your period is late, not to worry, they'll make it seep out your scalp. Don't bother about bringing your own pads, because they provide aplenty.

Fifth. If you bleed excessively, don't despair, like i said, there's paper-pads till the eye can see. And in no time, you'd end up looking like a judge. so, you get great hair AND a chance to play-act as a member of the judicial system FOR FREE!

Do not forget to bring Mom along for the ride!! Nothing goes better with a free hair dye than Mummy getting one too! What better way to embarrass them then to take a pic that makes them look like Pipi Long Stokings and get your BF to blog about it.

Sixth. After a short while of 4 HOURS, it'll be time to wash of the dye. The two ah-bengs will then lead you to the sink and begin to wash and scrub your hair along with massaging your scalp. Remember, it'll feel amazing and you'll get tingles down your spine. SO try not to get 'WET'.

Seventh. Time to dry up. Blow dry and comb to get the desired effect. Always remember to smile and appreciate the effort taken by the hairdressers. After all, its always nice to feel appreciated when you 'blow' a 'head'.

AND VOILA! You now have a stunning beautiful red-head!!

well

I DO :)